Ever wanted to be better at something than an NFL Hall of Fame quarterback? Well this bad boy beats the Mannings at their own quarter zip game.

1. It has an elephant embroidered on the front. 2. It's high quality from Adidas. And 3. You can golf, schmooze at a work dinner, host an alternate Monday night football show, or star in an insurance commercial. The world is your oyster. Or Elephant.

• 100% recycled polyester
• Regular, smart fit
• Self-mock collar, bottom hem, and cuffs
• Moisture wicking fabric
• Looks damn good